Mom, I Can’t Pause Reality!
From Basement Dweller to Fantasy Chad: The Ultimate 'Women Fear Me' Speedrun. Meet Morty, a self-proclaimed peak specimen of male intellect who has maxed out his debate skills arguing about waifu superiority on Reddit. When he isn't fighting for his rightfully earned harem in online forums, he's deep in his VR MMORPG, grinding XP and copium. But when the cruel, woman-dominated modern world gets too exhausting, our boy takes a tactical gamer nap in his VR helmet... and wakes up in the ACTUAL fantasy realm of his favorite game. No respawns. No Reddit threads to 'well, actually' his way out. Just him, his lisp, and a mysterious, dangerously curvy silhouette approaching in the moonlight. Is this the beginning of his long-awaited prophesized alpha arc, or is he about to get absolutely ratio'd by reality itself? One thing's for sure: this ain't the tutorial level.